Seattle! SEM Resumes, please!

I'd be interested in what it takes to be Seattle's finest! Send me your SEM focused resume and I'll send you an I Heart Bacon pin. That's right. It's hard to pass up, I know. Just give in to it. Do eet.

This seems to be a popular topic to search for on my site so I figured I'd give the people what they ask for. I'll be posting the best examples here for other job seekers to learn from. Don't you want to help the jobless people? DON'T YOU?

What do you need to do?

1. Send me your resume (mailto:maureen@iheartiheart.com
2. Use the subject line "I heart bacon"
3. Tell me if you're employed.
   
4. Tell me where to send the "I heart bacon" pin.

I fully expect there is not going to be ONE resume that comes my way, but I figured I'd throw it out there. What do you have to lose?